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Slim Pickins Gay Awakenin' Tee

$30.00

Inspired by the best line in Sabrina's song Slim Pickins - did the Lord forget to give her a gay awakening or forget that she already had one and keeps sending her lousy men...? The design features a cowgirl with a tear running down her face and the lyrics "the lord forgot my gay awakenin'". Perfect alternative merch to wear to the Short n' Sweet tour, great for all the sapphic carpenters.

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort. All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention, are soft-washed for a relaxed fit, and garment dyed. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean. 

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Inspired by the best line in Sabrina's song Slim Pickins - did the Lord forget to give her a gay awakening or forget that she already had one and keeps sending her lousy men...? The design features a cowgirl with a tear running down her face and the lyrics "the lord forgot my gay awakenin'". Perfect alternative merch to wear to the Short n' Sweet tour, great for all the sapphic carpenters.

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort. All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention, are soft-washed for a relaxed fit, and garment dyed. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean. 

Inspired by the best line in Sabrina's song Slim Pickins - did the Lord forget to give her a gay awakening or forget that she already had one and keeps sending her lousy men...? The design features a cowgirl with a tear running down her face and the lyrics "the lord forgot my gay awakenin'". Perfect alternative merch to wear to the Short n' Sweet tour, great for all the sapphic carpenters.

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort. All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention, are soft-washed for a relaxed fit, and garment dyed. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean. 

Disclaimer: This product is unofficial fan-made merchandise and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Sabrina, their management, or any related entities. The designs are original creations inspired by the artist and are intended to celebrate their work. We do not claim any ownership over trademarks, logos, or names associated with the artist, and all rights belong to their respective owners.

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